Ugh, but he was just trying to be nice! He was just being flirtatious! The human race will die out if men can never talk to women again! /s

"Would you like to see the trunk of my car? Its super clean."

Whichever of your parents dislikes them, duh!

No, because then who are you going to talk shit about your spouse to?

Don't forget how they feel like they need to play devil's advocate here.

Bro. Broooo. Let me explain some things to you about why you're in your 40s and still single and not by choice. No. There is too much. Let me sum up.

I found his ideal woman!

Sweet, it pays off again to be a short atheist stoner.

so where does his muse sleep? oh right, she just recharges in a corner chair.

Do the dad and cut out the middle man. ; )

Lots of rich people seem to raise entitled sociopaths. But they will never get questioned for bad parenting and murderers like this never get called thugs.

I have a friend dating a trust fund guy ( cannot say kid in good faith because he is in his 30s) and this aspect — not working, just living off of the wealth — is the biggest turn off for me. I mean, he's cut, he's relatively nice and thoughtful, he has like 6 degrees, but he's basically living on an allowance his…

You beat me to it. People should not be punished for success, nor should they be able to accumulate so much wealth that they in essence become royalty where all their descendants don't have to work.

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

There's a better chance of punishment because the there is a man around to validate the victim's account. :/

Adnan killed her. I am honestly baffled by the number of people that have a hard time believing this.

Agreed - Janice has been a wildcard for a long time. What's disheartening is that so few people make the connection to why people become that way: their earlier experiences lead to self-destructive behaviour. People also tend to not take into account that people like Janice D are perfect victims: no one will believe…

No, no, no, no. Don't do this. As someone who dated a g-ddamn psychopath for years, there were a number of things that I had NO idea about because he kept a routine and was private. If your husband, partner, whoever said they were going to work daily, kept that routine and then later you found out that they were…

Hey, what's up with all the creepy white dudes on OKC? Why do they all have terrible grammar, come off as slightly racist/sexist, and all want casual sex?

I think it is based in simple statistics: India is a mind-blowingly huge country, with a mind-blowingly huge amount of people living there. As such, even if the population still has a perfectly normal "douche-to-decent"-ratio, there will still be a very, very large population of creeps. Let said creeps onto the…