I am a native Alabamian living in North Dakota. It is terrible. But living in two extreme climates mean I get to make fun of EVERYONE, ALL YEAR LONG. School was cancelled here in August because it was too hot. TOO HOT. I LOLed for days on that one. Now I get to make fun of my Alabama friends/family because they…

Now that you mention it, my vulva could use some tentacles ;p

Women, surprisingly, are more likely to believe that God is male than men, who are more likely to believe that God doesn't have a gender.

Odd. It sounds to me like it's manhating, but not feminist, rather than the other way around.

Wasn't the 'killing an abusive husband and serving him up as barbeque' explored well enough in Fannie Flagg's 'Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe'?

I have no idea what bible he's reading but I assume nobody who goes to that church has never made it through one. Because his take isn't in there.

Wanna hear something COMPLETELY ironic? An acquaintance of mine from school once told me that she started learning about and practicing Buddhism as way of becoming a better Christian. She says that, in her opinion, both belief systems are complementary and she encourages all of her Catholic relatives to take up…

Ugh, Calvinism.

I'm trying to talk my partner into a two some but she's not feeling that adventurous right now.

Why thank you! My issue as that they both acted like I wasn't aware that Hot Runner Guy had a reputation. Sure, I'm more content at home with the cat & a good book, it doesn't mean I'm a naive celibate.

My guess is that many people are more comfortable when others in their lives stay in their appointed roles.

Damn but friends can be weird about sex. I had two close friends who were both more adventurous than I was, sexually. The odd part was when I did anything even somewhat sexually risqué, like a one-nighter with the hot & horny guy from our running club, they both turned into old biddies. Not sure if it was misplaced…

I didn't really see the word Obama or awesome in this article. How about we cut the false equivalency bullshit and call a spade a spade. If Obama had promised us weapons of mass destruction and there weren't weapons of mass destruction, his head would be on a pike in front of Sean Hannity's house.

I got propositioned by Ron Jeremy and turned him down. No regrets

Michelle got pregnant while using birth control, went off the birth control when she found out she was pregnant, but then had a miscarriage. Her doctor told her that her miscarriage was a direct result of getting pregnant while using HBC. So now they believe birth control is evil. But yeah, they were just regular…

I like that you want to teach her respect for her body...that's a tune we can all dance to, but the part about her body being a gift for her future husband is problematic. Her body is hers, it's not a gift to be given, it's not an object to be acquired, it's not a prize to be won. It's hers to do with what she wants.…

I think you meant to say that social programs are always loved by those with a heart, and always loathed by those who put a wallet where their heart was supposed to be.

I pay plenty and go to the doctor almost never. Cool story, though. Some of us just have consciences.

As a single, childless woman, I have been told by my boss that, "You don't need much money," and, "Doesn't your boyfriend make a lot of money?" I also witnessed a male colleague who sucked at his job independently mentored (and eventually promoted) rather than sacked because he "has a wife and kids."

Yes, it's called the aristocracy. It's tough to get into, though. Short of being born there, your chances are slim to get in. And, I hear that Queen E. makes all the new pledges polish her corgi's water bowls with their personal toothbrushes.