That'd be me. :(

Ok, raise your hand if you are one of the apparent freaks who jump by flicking the Control Stick up.

I'm sorry for having assumed you were a Nintendo fan. I think I do alright as a games journalist, but not really for me to say.

I didnt get on for awhile and when I did I visited my Mii's GF's house only to discover...

Danganronpa 2 alone makes September the best month of the year for a certain subset of gamers (including me), yes. But if you're into next-gen console stuff, October can't be beat.

Bayonetta 2 also comes out sometime in October.

We all know that blowing into an NES cartridge is a useless and potentially harmful activity. But why did we still do it, even though it never actually worked? Science has the answer.

Hey, If I install that mod I will be waiting for turns in real time!

here's how it looks Japanified.

To please everyone's hopes...

Looks like Nintendo has turned the Wii U around (just like they turned the 3DS around). They've clearly won this E3.

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Sony and MS CEOs on the right.

...and with this announcement, coupled with the decoupling of the Kinect from the system, I might finally get an XBox One.

The game pad is NOTHING like the Kinect. For one, it actually works. Also, off TV play is a joy sometimes.

LAX = worst airport ever

I know a few guys who could use this deal.

I wonder why this asshole hasn't written a movie. Oh wait, because it's much easier to piss on other people's works.

I can see my house from here