...pass traveler...

Don’t worry. The coach ended up getting what he deserved when he later found pee-pee in his Coke.

Being employed at Galileo, it is surprising to find that Papa thinks everything revolves around him.

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

I think you mean “unpresidented.”

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Yeah same thing, u nailed it

If Green doesn’t like people talking about his kicks, he should stop bringing them up.

My first goal in my beer league came when a goalie stopped me on a breakaway and I collected the puck behind the goal and banked it in off of him. Felt like a goddamn magician. I have no further point.

Clearly took a cavalier attitude towards that road sign.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

I know the NFL rulebook is already convoluted enough, but should they add some way for the officials to make tentative calls in situations where the official is unsure of whether to blow the whistle? So, on something like the Hopkins play, the official raises his hand instead of blowing the whistle when he thinks…

I bet the protester’s head exploded when he was able to unironically say, “Thanks Obama!”

He brought his Holt-A game.

Tebow reached on a fielder’s choice...

• You are probably correct, more or less.

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Of course Duchene didn’t make any comment about it. He didn’t want to flip out.