it’s literally TWO spooky for me!

Can’t keep giving the guy a break, he’s not a rook’ anymore

Bishop should get a break here. It’s tough to tend the net when you can only move diagonally.

That photographer will be eating Crow soon enough

The school is going to have to Pawnee up some dough

Utes today....

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

I have a Sony a6000 and I absolutely love it. It’s incredibly portable, has an APS-C sensor, beautiful color reproduction, and amazingly quick autofocus.

I have a Sony a6000 and I absolutely love it. It’s incredibly portable, has an APS-C sensor, beautiful color…

PICTURED: Mike Tyson Baskin’ after alleged Robbin’.

After beating the living shit out of four clubbers in the bathroom, Nick went on to infect several Vegas hookers with his other signature move, the Stockton Clap.

Well, I haven’t fought one person for so long. I’ve been specialized in groups, battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.

While it was a close shave, Felix is probably lucky she didn't get the full Brazilian.

The cops were all over him, like white on Rice.

I couldn’t figure out where I knew this dude, but his explanation totally made me remember.

“No whey!”

So it's a preview of the presidential debates.

That’s low-hanging fruit

If he wanted to use an app to get access to balls, shouldn’t he have used Grindr?

Obligatory.