“But whenever I try to get my slider home, people knock it 400 feet away.” - Matt Harvey

I guess the new show’s always stuck in second gear.

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

It sounds like Snyder gave Shanahan all the power, then took it back and gave it to RGIII. This guy is a real Indian giver.

I expected nothing less from Odor in this skirmish. After all, in the eyes of a Ranger, the unsuspecting stranger had better know the truth of wrong from right. ‘Cause the eyes of a Ranger are upon you, any wrong you do, he’s gonna see. When you’re in Texas, look behind you, ‘cause that’s where the Ranger’s gonna be.

It was even cuter than that. Earlier in the game he missed one and a father daughter duo gave him the ball, when he caught this one he gave them the ball to make up for it. Very cute, and the white dad looks like a biker to boot!

Does it matter that his front foot was clearly out of the batters box when he made contact?

Except his right foot is clearly outside the batters box when he makes contact.

He didn’t Czech himself and thus wrecked himself.

Schilling prefers to stop at 3 Ks.

Scherzer is the term for when one testicle is a different color than the other.

Rocket, Wood, Unit, and now Scherzer.

ESPN says CSA vs. CRB in Brazilian BFE leaves fan FUBAR with possible TBI.

Exactly. I got into this argument with a hundred different people when we were talking about DeAndre Jordan and hack-a-shaq. I think many of the same people have some kind of disconnect where it’s okay to do this to Harper and he’s just got to take it, but it’s not okay to do this in basketball because it’s “boring”…

Let’s go ahead and talk about the elephant in the room.

How is this shocking after last season? No one wants a choker to be their closer.

Couldn't happen to a better guy.

SOMEONE PLEASE RESCUE KATIE NOLAN

You’ve got a nice, crisp Tubman coming your way some day.