“Siri, who holds the Midwest League hitting streak record?”

Keysmart does the same thing for half the price.

Keysmart does the same thing for half the price.

He’s not lying. Watch the video;

Three feet or thirty feet, either way he makes the biggest putz.

If you spend too much time Stalin against Russia, they will go ahead and take the ball for an easy Putin.

When I was serving in Iraq, American money helped fund American companies building cell phone towers. Locals would often tear them down and sell them for scrap within months. Oil fields in Sunni-controlled regions mostly stayed unexploited for similar reasons.

Don’t you mean Ole school?

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

So KP is the ski trip to Melo’s time share sale? I like it.

“You’re telling me that using the word ‘Oriental American’ is a slight? Hit the slopes. Let’s nip this right now. I don’t want people to think I’m too yellow to make a change. I won’t stand for a chink in the armor when it comes to my integrity.”

We’re gonna be here all week if we keep reporting every time Francesa becomes disoriented.

I was going to take a class to get this good at jumping rope, but I skipped it.

It’s been a long road

Muggsy Bogues

The way the ump lost his cool suggests he may be carrying some serious baggage.

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

BUT WAS THERE A SECOND JELL-O SHOOTER

It’s just a cartoon!

But everybody’s OK with princes being unattractive because they’re short?

The asshole shortstop intentionally stepped on the runner’s leg. Umpire did nothing. Runner retaliated. Can’t really blame him.