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The sins of the father are not the sins of the son. We should shower him. With praise.

“she showed me the blood coming down from her elbow,” Porter said. “It looked real purple and red and it looked like there was a hole in her jacket.”

Penguins fly together!

Sad how soft modern hockey players have become.

You’re genuinely stupid if you think that MINOR tap to the back of a HELMET encased head was cause enough for blame. Even the announcers said it was a tap, but of course Crosby initiated a dive over minor contact in order to dramatize the whole thing.

Its called Karma for trying to draw a shit penalty on Ovi and diving, he gets hit for real. Shouldn’t have even been a penalty. He fell in Nisk’s lane. Compared to previous games with players going down with injury it was an awful fast whistle.

Yeah sorry but that’s not an ejection. Incidental contact on someone who fell into him.

I ranted about this in Slack, but what bothers me about these bullshit foul calls the most (because I am the kind of weirdo who thinks about things in these terms) is: They’re not penalizing defenders for breaking basketball rules. They’re affirmatively rewarding offensive players for successfully play-acting.

He certainly persevered through a varsity to be there

While I think that PSU should have shuttered their football program after what happened, I see less it being less enforceable from the NCAA’s perspective (i.e. this was a horrific crime that didn’t really involve cheating). UNC’s violation is as right down the fairway as you can get with respect to the NCAA’s mission

We were surprised that a sitting university president with no direct knowledge of our case would choose to offer such uninformed and highly speculative opinions...

What a dummy. Everyone knows its the Heat.

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

...pass traveler...

Don’t worry. The coach ended up getting what he deserved when he later found pee-pee in his Coke.

Being employed at Galileo, it is surprising to find that Papa thinks everything revolves around him.

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like

I think you mean “unpresidented.”

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.