PICTURED: Mike Tyson Baskin’ after alleged Robbin’.
After beating the living shit out of four clubbers in the bathroom, Nick went on to infect several Vegas hookers with his other signature move, the Stockton Clap.
While it was a close shave, Felix is probably lucky she didn't get the full Brazilian.
The cops were all over him, like white on Rice.
“No whey!”
That’s low-hanging fruit
If he wanted to use an app to get access to balls, shouldn’t he have used Grindr?
I used alcohol as a cover to justify to my buddies the fat chicks I hooked up with in college. Reality is I would have banged them sober, but being drunk was a terrific excuse. Either you are a rapist or not. Alcohol doesn’t change that. This douche is a rapist.
Least impressive skills in making a pass
“But whenever I try to get my slider home, people knock it 400 feet away.” - Matt Harvey
I guess the new show’s always stuck in second gear.
Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.
It sounds like Snyder gave Shanahan all the power, then took it back and gave it to RGIII. This guy is a real Indian giver.
I expected nothing less from Odor in this skirmish. After all, in the eyes of a Ranger, the unsuspecting stranger had better know the truth of wrong from right. ‘Cause the eyes of a Ranger are upon you, any wrong you do, he’s gonna see. When you’re in Texas, look behind you, ‘cause that’s where the Ranger’s gonna be.
It was even cuter than that. Earlier in the game he missed one and a father daughter duo gave him the ball, when he caught this one he gave them the ball to make up for it. Very cute, and the white dad looks like a biker to boot!
Does it matter that his front foot was clearly out of the batters box when he made contact?
He didn’t Czech himself and thus wrecked himself.