That Amy Schumer thing sounds pretty much like an extremely overblown situation mostly made up by the magazine. Like, if I was famous and I was being turned away for forgetting my membership card, I think that’s one scenario where “You know who I am” is pretty valid since it’s unlikely someone would be pretending to…

The series’s entire point is that, for average citizens, war rarely means triumph, it means trauma. You’re not supposed to have the catharsis of a typical war movie—Collins’s entire point is that that shit is an invention of the movies. It’s not supposed to feel “worth it” at the end.

Seems like the problem with being smarter than someone else (in politics) anymore is that then you are “elitist.” I am one of those people that wants my President to be WAY smarter than little ol’ me. Too many people find that threatening, and seem to want a President with whom they’d be comfortable sitting around…

“In and around this perplexing time, I dazedly chose or hired the companionship of unsavory and insipid types. Regardless of their saltless reputations, I always led with condoms and honesty when it came to my condition. Sadly my truth soon became their treason, as a deluge of blackmail and extortion took center stage…

For what it is worth, this guy is a lawyer.

While it is true that Caitlyn Jenner transitioned with privileges that far too few trans* enjoy, I think responses like Mr. Smith’s make it pretty clear that transitioning is still an act of bravery.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

I can only speak for myself but the way my memory works, I am more likely to remember something if its weird. I suck at remembering common names and ordinary faces. But if your name is some obscure biblical name and you have a two foot tall mohawk, yeah, I’m never going to forget you. And that was a weird episode for…

Just starring all of the Buffy mentions. Because Buffy.

It was both. Earshot was scheduled to run immediately after Columbine, and holding off made a lot more sense given the timing and the subject matter.

But it wasn’t that episode. It was the episode where Buffy could hear people’s thoughts. And he heard one student thinking about going to school to kill. (Turned out it wasn’t to kill other students but to commit suicide.) But it turned out there was a real killer at the school. The lunch lady.

Betting they were thinking of that Denzel Washington movie.

The cameo of Samuel L Jackson and The Rock in The Other Guys was the best use of a cameo ever. Lol. I truly hollered when they met their demise.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

Yeah, this is Coen brother’s levels of crazypants.

So... he was a thug. A gangster. A fraudster. A pimp to his son. A liar. A coke dealer/user. A possible hit man and/or set-up man. A tax cheat. A welfare cheat. A wanna be murderer. A veteran. A cop. A darling of Fox news. Sounds about right.

I’m not sure if I’ll even be able to hear the comments section over the sound of our collective Delightful Irony Boner. There has to be a German word for that, right? By God, I hope there is.

Just gonna leave this here: http://www.xojane.com/sex/i-accepted…

I have never had to shove a dude’s face between my legs, my dear. They thank me for the privilege, best believe.

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