Judging by my lack of an arrest record, not drunk enough.

I’m pretty sure that he’s an Australian sheepdog who saved a faerie godmother from certain death and when she asked him how she could repay him he said, “Make me a human man.”

Yeah....I’m due a month after her and I’ve been in “nothing but elastic waists” for months now...so power to her, I guess? Also, is it me or does her face (the expression mostly) remind any one else of an Olsen twin?

Models walk up steps in heels all the time. Something more nefarious is surely to blame.

Our high school senior class quote was along those lines, “work like you don’t need the money, dance like no one is watching.” One of my good friends was valedictorian. She got drunk for the first time at a graduation after party, and I remember her slurring, “it’s SO true. You should work like no one is watching, and…

Is this Jewel or is it future Jennifer Lawrence???

“I’m only here so I don’t get fined”

Remember when Jude Law’s baby accidentally dropped ecstasy—way back, in the days before it was called molly?

And that is how I ended up with an adopted kid and a foster kid.

Bridget Jones 3, though?

Would watch. Would do. Would everything. Cady approves.

She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.

The lyric “boom boom boom, brighter than the moon moon moon” really speaks to me on an emotional level.

nothing taylor swift does will ever be as good as Firework, sorry, that’s just the truth.

I actually saw a woman who resembled her at a Joanne's and I wanted to punch her in the face. And then I realized I don't live in KY, thank god.

It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

She was never in there for anyone’s rights or for her proclaimed faith. It was always about her being a lying bigot. She conveniently hid behind the Bible, just like conservatives did on women’s rights, civil rights and interracial marriage.

more like dj assholo AMIRITE

A pretender at being Chinese,

I own the vintage VHS tape of “Private Benjamin”. I would like my Medal of Honor now, please.