Just because he’s gay doesn’t mean he’s smart.

“Still better than feeding your child formula!”

Shades of Romulus and Remus.

I told an 18 y/o I work with that now that she’s single, she needs a vibrator. I recommended the rabbit. She looked at me as if I was crazy... She never (!!!) masturbates, she thinks it’s weird.

Dialing “0” on the pink telephone, ehh?

Am I the only person who watched Skins?

I feel sorry for anyone who didn’t know about him pre-Jennifer Lawrence because he really is stupidly hot and you have been missing out.

If Kanye’s job now is to just troll the shit out of Taylor Swift at every available opportunity then I am completely on-board.

Never a massive sinkhole into a hellmouth when you need one.

He just seems like a very sensitive person who does not think about what he is saying at all. Not before, not during, not after. My favorite part was when he said something like “Artists! It’s about how you feel!”

Kanye West Wing, apparently.

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

I swear, I spontaneously hit puberty when Jordan Catalano leaned into my TV screen. My boobs grew 3 sizes that day!

Good combo. My bedrooms are purple with lime green trim. My living room is orange. I have excellent taste.

“I am where Mentality has always come from. I am Mentality. I am an athlete. I am a scholar. I am a musician. I am an artist and a maker. I am also a fighter.”

Spelling and grammatical issues aside, #TeamAnnaDuggarsBrother

Well, they are a working breed.

Damn, Girl. Your vagina feels like the Palm Desert.

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.