I just moved to the southern US and Tinder here is awful. 99% shirtless selfies, gory hunting pictures, fishing, and apparently something called “going mudding”.

5 year olds and 18 year old girls should be able to show their shoulders. It’s friggin hot in Texas and the 5 and 18 year old boys will just have to deal with it.

yes, the reporter sounds like an ass, not the coked out perv bar owner with a 2-way mirror in the ladies washroom for peeping. lol

WTF are you talking about?

shut your mouth I can’t wait for Full House

Can’t speak for all of Jez, but how exactly would I forgive Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner when I’m not angry enough (read: not angry at all) to require forgiveness?

making fun of children is my life.

Exactly! cheezus knows I was dumb kid! Grown people shouldn’t make fun of children

They’re shielding the identity of the child for his privacy, but you know, its not out of the question that this child does have developmental disabilities. Lots of kids do. It’s also possible he was acting on a dare, was bullied into doing it, or all kinds of other things. I don’t really see the point in scrutinizing…

Dammit! I thought you two were gonna beat the odds.

Solitary confinement is a punishment worse than death, imo. It’s cruel and inhumane, especially, particularly when used in the long-term.

I understand the desire too, and I like to think that life in prison is a far, far worse punishment. He’d likely be sent to a supermax in Colorado, where he’ll spend most of his life in solitary confinement. And he’s young, so he might have a looooooong sentence.....

Ouch. But didn’t you also have to basically learn how to have sex? How long was it before you were able to enjoy intercourse?

None. I got my period the morning of the wedding and I have menorrhagia (thankfully just in amount and not length, my period just wants to happen all at once). I was also recovering from a health issue that made it difficult to fly, so our honeymoon was just us driving back to our home state with my mother.

So on our…

Honeymoon was a tropical paradise resort. Felt no pressure to do anything else but eat, lounge, swim, drink and fuck. Our room had a patio with a little private pool. The patios were private, so we would strip and swim naked. We tried to fuck in the pool one night and were like, “Yeah, water and sex doesn’t work very…

ugh this is gonna get so many more stars than my original post, THANKS DUDE

Another bar story, but I don’t know if it’s a burn, just me being a smart ass. The bar’s crowded and I’m sitting near the taps because I was there first, dude bros. One guy in particular seems to think my chair and I are his personal armrest. After physically removing his upper body from my personal space for the…

Why, once I was chatting with my own dear mother - okay, complaining bitterly about this and that. I exclaimed "Why didn't you just strangle me at birth?" "Well, I always assumed that eventually somebody else would do it for me," she replied.

My sister might kill me for this, and it’s not a burn, but it’s such a great one-liner and you guys are the perfect audience and I HAVE TO SHARE.

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…