i found out he was cheating on me when he got married two weeks after I broke up with him. Shitbag.

I'm sending this to my bro-mo.

I'm super impressed with that hyenas reference.

Fair point except Christian Bale and James McAvoy (as much as I love their work) are not on the same level of stardom as Beyoncé. Plus, last time I checked, they are men and there's uneven coverage of fathers and children and mothers and children and I wouldn't say they make for great tabloid fodder. I would maybe…

I was born and raised in Oklahoma and I am happy with the fact that the majority of my friends who still live there and go to OU have voiced their disgust with what's gone down. We are all so, so tired of defending the state. The rapes at Norman high, inhofe, the AP history classed, all of it.

you can legally in Boulder, Colorado. but the law is weird. Apparently, you can be topless, as long as you left your house that way...? There's a woman who skateboards topless all the time around these parts.

You lie!

yes. this.

if we don't make this joke, the terrorists win! We don't want another "The Interview* sitch on our hands!

I have a dream, that one day, I won't be embarrassed to be from Oklahoma. That day isn't gonna happen this century.

I use to go to OU and like to keep up with my friends there. Most of them will say that Jack White was totally being a diva

Ya'll keep discussing nomenclature. I'll be over here, ogling that dress and coat.

So conflicted. I harbor the biggest crush on him. It's creepy and wrong how many times I've watched Speed Racer for him. Not to mention all his other movies. Why must you crush me so, Emile? This is worse than JGL being married.

you rang?

Actually, the Ron Howard film is not a spin-off of Moby Dick. Melville based the eponymous whale off an actual, living (shithead) whale that sailors had encountered back in the day. Howard is doing a movie about that whale, who would go on to inspire Moby Dick. Captain Ahab and Ishmael will not be making an appearance.

I almost don't care if she's being exploited as long as I get more Scout and Atticus. My family is so obsessed with the book that my mom named my little brother Atticus. We also have multiple copies of the book in every corner of the house.

Can someome explain to me why the "shut it down" option is a thing. That just seems...dick-ish. Pun intended.

Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams?!?!?! LOVE IS DEAD! And now I'm never going to get their collaborative album, which I was fully expecting to play when having sexy times with future boyfriends. I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick. NO, I'M NOT CRYING!*

You're an evil person who obviously does not understand how tips work.

"lost Mara" is on point. I knew she looked familiar.