i have definitely heard it referred to in that way. But that's because my brother is brimming with white privilege and is a libertarian *shudder*

"you take your vorpal sword in hand. Looonngg time the maxim foe you sought."

A guy sexually assaulted me on the street in France one fine evening. After I punched him in the testes, he came after me...to apologize. I asked him what his mother would say if she were present. I don't think I've ever seen a grown ass man so ashamed and apologetic in my whole life. Bonus points to me because I…

Wait. I need clarification. Did you hate Jonathan as a character or Danny Strong as Jonathan? Because I (respectfully) disagree on both counts. Of course, if you are comparing Jonathan to Andrew, then I think we all know who the winner is. (It's Andrew)

This was my reaction except I was like "WAHhh Jonathan?!?!"

Yeah this isn't offensive. Its a fucking joke and actually pretty clever. Some people get too caught up in the p.c. police and lose out on laughter.

I see what you're saying. The girls weren't suffering. The notes were the worst thing and he was obviously very ill.

ghostbusters!

trader joe's has the best soups! Plus they have pumpkin cornbread croutons! Try the sweet potato!!

Oh! Oh! I've got the best break-up story. So I met this guy my first day on the job at a call center (Call centers=Island of Broken Toys). I sit by him because he's the cutest in the room and I am a flirt. We end up dating for over a year. He gets me pregnant, I have a wonderful abortion. Good times are had by all.…

I'd read that research.

there was a supernatural episode called #thinman that was based on slender man. And even they were like, no, this was just created by the Internet.