Also, Nagini was an Asian woman the whole time, COME ON *facepalm*

Well they would, if Harry Potter was still in these damn things. What people don’t care about is Dumbledore’s secret family tree from decades ago that has no bearing on actual lore in the present that made billions on billions.

This movie does confirm that Aberforth does canonically fuck, yes. 

Im not even gonna hide it.  I'm trans, and I politely say, eat shit JK I'm glad this movie is flopping.  Maybe if we're lucky there won't be two more sequels.  Nothing of value is lost, the quality isn't there and she is profiting from it.

...and a goat.

The best thing Deathly Hallows Part 2 did was skip all the stuff with Dumbledore’s past. “I don’t care what happened between you and your brother.” You tell ‘em, Harry! If only JK had listened.

PR disasters aside, the story being told here is so incredibly un-interesting. I’ve only read Wikipedia synopses of the 2nd…

You guys should’ve spent a week whoring yourselves out to the cast and crew.  That really seems to have helped make Father Stu a smash.

I love how people are painting this as a result of JK Rowling’s rants and the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard fight when even the first one, done before all of this became high-profile talking points, was largely met with a resounding “Eh, it exists, I guess” reaction.

At least he died doing what he loved, eating Hitler’s asshole.

She’s a great artist who deserves better than being used as clickbait fodder for AV  Club

Article pitch: What if I made the same point as a 40-second Youtube video, only longer, and in a way that made every reader wish for death?

I don’t think the Bechdal test is the end all be all of how well women characters are represented. It's a good indicator, but not the only one. For instance, there is also the Mako Mori test, which I would say LOTR passes.

Still doing Bechdel test articles as if it means somethin’, huh?

One Albinauric run nets you more than that, it’s straight up trolling

Can we stop calling this “rune farming”? It’s griefing or trolling.

No, I’ve proved my point. Look how my negativity has shot me up to the top of your comment section. I’ve 15 recommends and 11 replies of this writing and I could keep it going I cared enough. The algorithms are shooting me to the top and the more people that click on your article the more people will start to wonder…

Kotaku must be one of the most toxic and horrible places to work. You all have been trained and conditioned by an advertising algorithm to bitch and moan about everything. It’s no secret that ad algorithms reward negativity. On top of that Kotaku has droves of mindless drones who nod their heads in agreement with…

Nah, pretty sure it’s the Rune Bear. It’s always the Rune Bear.

The worst enemy of a postage stamp sized area (comparatively) of the map is the boss of the main attraction in said area? This is the content you guys are farming now?

Like if Joe Don Baker ran up there and slapped someone?