See, to me, it’s not about the alopecia joke at all. It’s about the open marriage joke earlier in the night from Regina Hall. And the even funnier open marriage joke Rebel Wilson made at the BAFTAs last week. And the dozens of open marriage jokes made over the last few years. But Will Smith can’t hit female comics, or…

So they roped in two megastars to have a fake fight about a woman’s hair loss?

SO edgy, SO shocking, to make a joke about someone with alopecia.  Oh wait...alopecia is the main cause of hair loss for people across the globe...and dudes get made fun of it all day every day and nobody gives a shit...and its not an illness...  Is it mean?  Sure.  Does it warrant *literally assaulting someone*?  No,…

Dude, the main thing I learned from last night is that Rock can take a hit like a champ. 

“Art imitates life. I look like the crazy father, just like they said about Richard Williams.”

if you don’t like Elden Ring, you are Elden WRONG

I’m confused by this review. You played it for 90 hours, but are only 1/3 through it? How far are you?? I took about 100 hours for my first playthrough where I did just about everything, and I’m closing in on the ending with all major bosses and only a couple dungeons I hate (ex the Hero’s Tombs) getting skipped in 65…

Nice review. Because no one else has, I’ll be the asshole to point out a couple spots where you’re misusing phrases that are also clichés. It’s obnoxious, but if you happen to read this comment, consider taking the comments anyway. These are things an editor would’ve pointed out, and I know you guys don’t have the…

I you think Elden Ring has /jank/ you should try playing it.

“to extend a fig leaf to folks who bounced off other Souls games...”

To be honest, I didn’t really care when Netflix canceled Archive 1 through 80, but seeing Archive 81 get the axe really bums me out.

Maybe they should try making a game that’s notable and interesting instead of just a polished up version of every other open world game that already exists?

You have a very restrictive view on what constitutes narrative and world building. RPGs have traditionally relied on very simplistic and straightforward methods of communicating with the player. The player is given a gods-eye view of the plot via scrolling text (or something equally forced) that informs them what…

I think a part of that is fatigue towards overly formulaic open world games whereas this game doesn’t try to be anything other than what it wants to be. I’m playing Horizon Forbidden West now, and the game feels so tedious and unnecessarily dialogue heavy in comparison.

That’s what I’m really enjoying about this game. Almost every play session feels “productive,” and like I’ve accomplished something even if it was just finding a new catacomb and beating it with some summoned help. :) 

even when netflix has a massive hit that works they still manage to fuck it up behind the scenes.

It looks like someone just filled a shopping cart at TJ Maxx.

“the special operation”

I generally try to refrain from overt judgement on this sort of subject for exactly that reason. If you’re high profile and your family lives under the thrall of a totalitarian leader, they’ve got a lot of pressure they can put on you and it can be easy to buckle. People like pretending they’d be big and tough if…

What’s more likely Sergey... The Ukranians shelling and using cluster munitions on their own people or an invading force trying to capture a city and demoralize a population doing so?