She is proudly queer and wrote a column in the Star Tribune earlier this year (I think) about moving away from the standard anchorwoman attire to clothing that better expresses who she is.

Do you remember the “real people”episode where one designer literally could not disguise his absolute disgust for his model’s breasts? It was like “How can I possibly be expected to design for this? It has six heads and a tail!”

This is every “real people” episode on Project Runway. “I lost because my model had BOOBS.” How can we celebrate people who are so proud of being so bad at their jobs (i.e. dressing people)?

Doesn’t everything have to be fitted? Hemmed? Not even all size 4s are exactly the same shape.

Also, why did it take six days for her to get in front of a judge? That’s not allowed here. If she were picked up on a Sunday in our state, she would be on the Monday detention calendar. And they couldn’t hold her more than three working days (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday) without a hearing.

Judges’ salaries are set by the state legislature and do not generally (Ever? I would say not ever, but then there’s always a crazy exception) depend on a judge’s seniority. Salary CANNOT depend on her gender, because they are not individually negotiated.

"Please step away from the sculpture. Please step away from the sculpture. Please step away from the sculpture."

Those are the best cases to ponder — the ones that make you say, “I would like to personally disembowel him with my bare hands. And I’m very glad we have the rule of law to stop me from doing that.”