Why does it matter if the dude's birthday's between September 23 and October 23?

We know NFL Security can't help.

It's true! I recently met with Commissioner Goodell and asked him if he had any good ideas on how to fix NFL Security's incompetence. He answered, "Depends."

Meanwhile, CNN is following the search for the missing February 30.

I should have specified I'm a Titans fan.

CBS was using the USA Today poll which had Alabama at #1. Nobody else shows those rankings on their broadcast. FOX, ESPN, ABC, NBC all use the AP Poll. The AP had Alabama at #3.

And here I thought the only Catholics who enjoy coming from behind were the priests.

Wow way to reach you moron. The missed face mask gave you a fucking gift touchdown. Bama fans are so dumb.

Finally someone is bringing awareness to to how unfair college athletics can be to coaches, ADs, and university presidents.

Let's be fair, you can blame most single-car accidents on trees that swerve into oncoming traffic, sleeping stop signs and ditches making illegal u-turns.

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

Police had no reason to believe that alcohol or drugs were a factor in the crash.

this is good kinja

Authorities knew it had to be plagiarism when the beat writer submitted an article written in full sentences.

equine therapy is actually a hugely successful form of therapy, good job doing no research at all into the subject you're writing about. I'd expand, but you seem so lazy I doubt you'd even read it

This is still more illuminating than what Ned Yost said last night.

As punishment for their neglect, the guilty parties will be compelled to attend parenting classes and all of the Browns' remaining home games this season.

This ranking leads me to believe you're making your peppermint mocha wrong by omitting the schnapps.

dude covers everything

Full disclosure: Proud Polish boy here, and I've heard all the jokes. But it's days like this that I simply don't understand how the good Polish people have the unearned reputation of folding against the blitz.