"*hypothetically"

And the unedited tape shows Rice presenting a box of chocolates, tenderly brushing his wife's hair from her face and going on blended knee to proclaim his infinite love.

I think this is just more confirmation of what Samantha Ponder said this morning, basically he knows right from wrong he just doesn't seem to think it applies to him.

usually it's Winston telling someone else to take their clothes off against their will...

I think we'd already established that Jameis doesn't understand the meaning of "no."

If you think some commentary and attempts at funny one liners on a bunch of one line signs showcases "the hypocrisy of the Gawker sites", I just can't help you.

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Why now? This looks so hypocritical. The Vikings have known for years of Simpson's penchant for getting high.

This is Ireland. They're not bros, they're braghs.

"Why couldn't we just have waited a few years?"

It's spelled Houghtilley, dumbass.

They should suspend him without pay.

Internet commenters? Fuck those guys.

The "Congratulations, assholes." at the end is great.

I remember Johnny Manziel throwing an incomplete pass... does that count?

I'm surprised Peter King didn't tell him.

Zee goggles, they do nothing!

Maybe I need to goggle the story!

Most creative hashtag I've seen on Twitter: #suRG3ry.