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I don't disagree with that. I mean, they're quick to punish you with a fine for wearing the wrong color cleats (Brandon Marshall, twice last year), but the NFL is notoriously slow to act when it's an actual crime. It's about time they did, frankly.

Good thoughts.

Not pictured: Rae Carruth fan in trunk of car

I think the stop sign speaks for all of us.

Everything in this comment was superfluous except the last 6 words.

Well, he didn't exactly leap to his own defense. But companies don't have to wait until your sentence is handed down to take action against you. Many employers — probably most — can issue suspensions for varying degrees of misconduct. And usually, you don't have to be convicted of anything to be suspended by your

My parents beat the shit out of me, and now I'm commenting on Deadspin.

Phew, thank god they kept that uber-distraction Michael Sam off an active roster, huh guys?

If I can't beat the holy living shit out of my child with a weapon, how can I expect that child to respect me?

Olbermann has been annihilating the NFL during this whole week. I'd say I hope he continues, but I won't have to hope because the NFL will continue to screw up and new information will continue to come out, so Olbermann will continue to crush it.

I am 100% a fan of this new trend of long-form commentary being presented by able-minded, quick-witted individuals like John Oliver and Keith Olbermann. This is so, so much better than watching five rabid partisans shout over each other 24 hours a day on certain *other* networks...

Good interview — Gotta hear both sides. But did anyone even ask War Machine what he thinks about this whole deal?

If I could downvote your ass, I would. I would do it so fast.

Personally, I thought he would have fit better with New York and Phil Jackson's Triangular Trade Offense.

Baltimore is the new Happy Valley. Fuck- I nearly went blind in the first 10 comments.

This is why the Becky Hammon hire by the Spurs is so momentous. Gamechanger.

For the love of all that is holy, please post a children's treasury of Facebook comments on the official Ravens statement. It will make you fear for humanity, and seriously think about walling off Maryland.

"Sports Wikileaks?" I'm drooling over the concept alone.

There are so many, many, many things sports reporters know about leagues and athletes that they keep a lid on forever. Eventually, one of them will have enough and go public. The Sports Wikileaks is going to be awful for a lot of people.

"Clearly, he has paid a price for the actions he has already taken."