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Batman is not a super hero. Batman is a rich guy with a really weird hobby.

Batman is the worst superhero of them all. He's like David Koch with a violence fetish.

Double-check your fantasy team and start drinking earlier than you normally do.

Yeah. That sucks for you.

Beermosas

It's the rule of three. He has three Super Bowl titles, three Coach of the Year awards, and he's able to fit three fingers in each ear when he doesn't want to answer questions.

Disagree. I love his early movies too, but it's easy to see why this is the one that might win an award. It's tempting to see Grand Budapest as less serious because there are some moments that are so twee they're caricature, but the acting alone sets it apart for the Oscars. Royal Tenenbaums, which has always been one…

I love the earlier Wes Anderson movies. Royal Tenenbaums is one my all-time favorites list. But I just did not get Grand Budapest Hotel. Surprised to see it anywhere on these lists.

Not to sound racist, but Peyton is the biggest douchebag in the world.

Big deal. Hockey players endure three periods a night and they still FINISH THE GODDAMN SHIFT.

Basically, by agreement, the NFL has "flexible scheduling", games from week 5 onwards can be moved to Sunday Night Football (SNF) while the network gets what was going to be the SNF game before the flex. SNF generally gets the best ratings of all the games for that week (primetime Sunday and all) so the NFL tries to…

It looks like he can actually see the headline and is super bummed about it

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

"Trygve Lief Bjorkstam!"

How exactly? They just repeated the same sorry talking points we've all heard a million times (with an official university Twitter no less). How is that "winning"?

Good take.

Funny how your championship of the presumption of innocence relies on an unfounded assertion of defamation.