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we are seeing quite a bit of him on the sidelines still...

"hypothetically."

because that's *exactly* what he is.

the only bright spot in an otherwise messy shitstorm of a excuse for a football game.

knowing the vikings, they'll just spin this the wrong way.

[foster] "lol, this shit is political. corporations, man. the 1% tryin' to control the rest of us. well, at least you guys understand. what would i do without y'all?"

are you fucking serious?

clearly, you have not yet gone fast enough.

Harrison uses heroin?

thanks, adrien!

reading some of those made me very, very scared.

you really should find some copy of today's "inside the nfl." ed reed and boomer esiason double-down on idiocy and misogyny in a rambling, offensive, insane rant - reed tries to blame the nfl and exculpate rice, boomer blames the media - it's really priceless.

probably a good 40, 45 yards, i'd say...

i prefer my rice al dente.

this. and the phrase "wasn't made available to us" is being repeated everywhere. harbaugh said it twice last night.

if by "pushing a social agenda" you mean "protecting current and future victims of domestic violence," then yes. you got it.

i will watch mutant giant spider dog on repeat for all of tuesday....

don't know if you are watching mnf, but mortensen just blathered his way unintelligibly through an update on nfl drug policy during halftime.

lol wut

your fifteen minutes start...now.