this is what sting was singing about, i think.

your timing is impeccable.

yeah this is bullshit. fucking corporate tools.

but do we really think that the ravens presser with janay, and how they handled the ray rice situation overall, wasn't coordinated by (or at least facilitated through consultation with) the nfl front office? "hey, we need some guidance on this, what do your lawyers/pr/media gurus think we should do?"

finally nailed one. here's your gold star.

i didn't know some women also need viagra...

clown answer, bro.

this is quality.

yeah, clayton was exceptional. insightful, concise, and occasionally witty in a really reserved sort of way.

this is a funny joke.

absolutely fabulous

this is a sad, pathetic comment.

looks like they'll soon hit rock bottom...

i will read this book. thanks.

really? hm. 'cause i thought he meant "fire, brimstone, pestilence and death."

reading this has made me less intelligent.

furry sacherist.

why bring gary sinise into this?

+ stars for being drunk this early in the afternoon...

I SEE WHAT YOU DI—-oh, wait. nevermind.