ooloncolluphid
oolon colluphid
ooloncolluphid

so this is a thing? the maybe-gay-son? how did i miss this...?

is that really a thing? i will consult the google...

...created specifically for generating shitstorms, it would appear...

i think you got the joke

PRESS EJECT

wolf blitz—ah, never mind...

inconsiderate prick.

+ 1/2 life

the dellow piece is brilliant. thanks.

this is a joke, but i'm not laughing.

...with bated breath.

work those jugs, kate parrey (sic)...

one thirsty motherfucker...

my favorite:

right. the german government does not allow germans to say whatever they want. it's a culture of either doing things the right way or the wrong way, and different is not the right way.

the context is that doener kebabs are these turkish sandwich things that are the german equivalent of kiosk fast-food.

you do realize there is no absolute freedom of speech in germany, right?

lips and mascheranos, man. lips and mascheranos...

this is great!