why wouldn't it matter to everyone who reads sports news sites? this is the culture. these are the pressures. we are the consumers, and we're hungry. we tweet, we message, we post. this very post of yours to this site is a commodity. and as the scoop-cycle approaches a derivative limit, the measure of a product is…

skinflint squared.

don't judge me. food.

all german handshakes are a little too enthusiastic...

could be worse...

wait, what? did you just say something? for the rest of us, it looks like you're just sitting there, blinking and staring off into the distance.

...only if he blows a 0.341...

from downtown...

lakshmi singh is gonna be pissed....

his blood alcohol level was 0.18 percent - more than double the legal limit for driving

my mother always told me to keep a stiff upper lip, but good lord...

which tent?

kreismannsschaftsmeisterschaften?

dieter. touch my monkey.

what a darllying article - although i doubt mr. strawberry would agree...

jamaican sushi roll

HE'S FROM FUCKING STATE FARM, BITCH!111!!11!!

eye see what you did there.

link?

yeah, wow.