And Sidney Applebaum

Succession spoilers! Aubery Plaza EVERYTHING! AI written reviews!  

Okay, let’s not act out murder scenarios with our puppets, okay?

Slideshows, Matthew Perry quotes, typos, Don’t Worry Deerling—which is that thing of when a midget dressed up like a deer spits on Harry Styles...

There was a rebel village five clicks down the road. Word came down from top brass: make it disappear. We…we didn’t know any better. We were…we were kids! I watched myself pick up the flamethrower…I just…went…OFF!

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Nobody was laughing out loud that day in Grenada. But many people were saying OMG. Me, I was saying TTYL to my innocence.

I’d rather see an Anthony Peter Coleman origin flick, centering on his time in Grenada.

Anthony Peter Coleman should come back

“And what’s happened...is that there are people who aren’t funny, or content that is just offensive.”

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He is an Alien of Color

Well, sure, there’s like a hundred thousand more TV shows than there were in 2007.

Imagine if E.T. were black!

Imagine not only getting called for jury duty but also finding out you have to listen to the same Ed Sheeran song on repeat for multiple hours a day. 

Can’t we all compromise and agree that this kind of lawsuit is bullshit. And Ed Sheeran is a derivative hack.

There is no scenario, modern or “of its time”, in which cops with guns would not be waving them at an actual alien, kid or no. The unrealistic part is where they’re not shooting.

Aw, man. I was hoping to see a cut of “War of the Worlds” with all of the alien tripods edited out and it’s just an entire film of Tom Cruise running for no reason while people disintegrate randomly around him.