I like that every once in a while a grey is released into the wild and proves that we should be always be caged. 

WATERWh2oRLD, Bopping With Wolves, The Postman Rings Twice,

3 times. Once in the States, once in Panama, once in Yemen.

What I would like to see instead of another shitty subscription service with questionable perks would be some sort of in-house GoFundMe where we could pay to bring back writers like Nathan Rabin.

And please, call me Ookla. Mr. The Mok is my father’s name. 

So are you saying we don’t need this Civil War? 

Are you pitching a Guardians of the Galaxy vs Gobots movie? I am in. 

I was here for the Kinjapocalypse and I will be here for the Pasturrection. 

I’m never paying a subscription to leave comments, but I would open to paying into a fund to bring back Rabin. 

At least it’s an actual media company that wants to cover pop culture, unlike a shitty private equity firm that brought back slideshows. 

“Many of those people are also Jews...”

I AM COMMENTS REBORN! 

Are you sure you weren’t awake at this major arena and just watching soccer? 

THE LOOM OF DESTINY! 

It was a weird hill to die on, but TheUnumberedOne did it anyway.

They are all double albums. And like most double albums, they could have been condensed into something amazing instead of tedious. 

Cable never worked unless you were super into repeatedly seeing an edited version of Roadhouse with 400 commercials. 

I’m more interested in this mysterious Democrat Jesus who doesn’t exist and yet could win the election by virtue of being young. 

Ask the 250,000 dead civilians in Iraq. We don’t give a fuck about dead children in the US. 

I don’t think Steven Seagal is being paid. 

I’m ready to hear his pitch for Dan In Real Life 3.