“New” posters? I’ve been commenting from the greys for the past three years and I’m only trolling like 35% of the time! 

You are one of the greys now, just a pixelated avatar of nonsense. Welcome. 

AI doesn’t have feelings. 

-An AV Club investigation

You could start watching television today and not run out before you die. 

You are talking to the AV Club, a business currently using a 2002 strategy of slideshows to generate income.

Someone hire this guy to host an awards show! 

How dare they provide with the content you’ve been clamoring for! 

Now I’m commenting! But I want you to comment back in my mouth! 

“Frustrating and disappointing” is what your mom said to me last night. Boom! Kings of Slams strikes again! 

34 out of the top 50 grossing movies from 2023 are sequels, spinoffs, or adaptations. Execs are just chasing the money. 

I’m really excited to see this half-drunk on an airplane! 

This movie made me question if he’s even good at credits anymore. 

He’s a prince!

Of what? I don’t know because the world building is so shit we have no idea what it means. The most sense would be he’s the son of the slain King that they mention 500 f’ing times. 

“I will never fight in a war ever again.”
“Are you sure?”
“Okay. I’ll fight.” 

It’s here:

It was exactly the kind of thing AV Club would cover. The beloved pop culture website you loved is dead, now only haunted by us in the greys. 

Spoiler: Ice-T cameos in the season 1 finale. 

But I hold the high ground in this argument.