“Blowing corn dogs out your ass is will cost you extra suga.” - Divine

Ripping throats out is the Swayzeist!

“Dalton has entered the chat.”

Why, my uncle Thumper had a problem with his apostate, and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water.

The AV Club

I’m cravin’ some Kraven content.

I can’t wait for the Kraven movie, he is my favorite character, said nobody ever.

Lotioning. Oiling. Oiling. Lotioning.

I have no opinion on this.

I've seen some try to say that the fact Tucker was simply cosplaying as a white supremacist, mitigates his bullshit. To me it's actually worse.

“Self-censoring”? I’m pretty sure the term for that is “editing,” but you dummies wouldn’t be familiar with that process now, would ya?

This nonsense is draining critical resources and manpower from more pressing investigations. At this rate the FBI will never learn how to lose a guy in 10 days or how to train your dragon.

“This guy fovecks!”

I’ll never forget the spate of guy-losing that followed the release of ‘How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days’.

To be fair, I had never heard of him before last week.

Just because Big Man Moneybags buys the community center everyone loves and wants to turn it into condos doesn’t mean you let him. Sometimes you need to have a catchy chant and a bikini car wash to raise enough money to kick his butt back to the big city and leave us alone.

There are few things in this world that I’m certain of, but one thing that I know for sure is that Norm Macdonald’s ghost wouldn’t pay for Twitter Blue. This subscription is clearly the work of an imposter ghost. I suspect the ghost of Frank Stallone, who is alive, yet remains the ghost of Frank Stallone.

*MLK has entered the chat*

I don’t know, maybe now, but I think at the time they probably succeeded on their broader merits (whatever those were, I don’t really remember). The first in 2004 was definitely a good while before Cage memes and the second in 2007 was when it was more fashionable (post-Wicker Man/Ghost Rider) to call Cage “the worst…

Ok boomer.