That’s part of the reason we didn’t see John Wick this weekend. Especially for that kind of movie, I just don’t see how you maintain that kind of pace and show those violent scenes for nearly three hours without the audience becoming inured and stop being excited by it. I love action movies, but eventually you just…

I had little interest in seeing Avatar 2, but when I found out it was going to be 3+ hours, I gave a hard pass.

I’m like that too, but with clitorises.

I will sometimes pass on a movie because of it’s length.  

I invested all my money in Nuanced Character Development and Complex Moral Themes! I’m ruined!

What’s Timothy done now?

It’s more cost-efficient to use real horses and repurpose any dead ones to make enormous batches of horse meat stew for the production crew.

Neigh.

As soon as I a had typed the word “real” I experienced Dead Zone-style premonition of what my first reply would be...

You should probably take a moment to look up the word “similar” in a dictionary.

What if the real Harley is the friends we made along the way?

[Looks up from his gimmick account]

This really is just going back to the original plan that people already rejected because the entire point of the checkmarks is “this account is the real ____ not someone pretending to be them.”

The gap between the A.V. Club comments and Twitter continues to grow. We're winning the social media war, fellow commenters!

Please, if you’re reading this, for the love of God, delete your Twitter account.

Is Meg White a good drummer?

Her best performance is pretending Shia LaBeouf would be a good father.

Nah, fuck this review.

That could be Ron DeSantis’ campaign slogan. Or pretty much any GOP politician. And Joe Manchin.