“Title Of Your Sex Tape” is the title of my sex tape.

To be even fairer, *that’s* the most annoying part of it.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of unique artistic voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly homogenized. I fear something terrible has happened.

Maybe they’re emotionally lost. Perhaps we all are, in our own ways :(

They leveraged the show’s popularity and 5 minutes of the daily presser to promote mental health awareness, Tucker. 

I would have settled for “Jude Law’s Moon Party from Outer Space... with R2-D2 Playing the Bass”.

This is the first I've heard of Jude Law's Star Wars show, and I'm disappointed to learn that Jude Law's Star Wars show is, in actuality, called "Skeleton Crew" and not "Jude Law's Star Wars Show" as I had momentarily hoped.

Brian Cox knifed Jeremy Strong because it took him too long to do his scenes.

“Especially when these movies are currently choking out the industry and giving audiences few viewing alternatives.”

I miss when the whole site was devoted to Darling worry...

What is it with this site being on this movie’s balls of late?

That asshole is a fake account. If he dies, the world will be a better place.

That asshole is a fake account. If he dies, the world will be a better place.

You are such a fucking asshole. Nobody loves you.

In total fairness, it’s slightly different in that the previous ones had an oddly triumphant gloating “WORST OPENING EVAH!!!” tone, whereas this one is kind of downplaying that a little because even the writers still here realise that “it went to box office number one, but not quite as number one as the last one…

Finally, a slide show that can bring Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta! into the public eye.

I don’t believe you’re actually LOLing

crammed down their throats

glorious burn