They should make a movie called “Shirts.” Animated, of course. With talking shirts. Like the sleeveless T-shirt can be a tough-guy called “T-dawg.” And the short sleeve shirt can be a nerdy shirt called “Shorty.” And the business shirt - “Tab Collar” - can be a stuck-up preppy jerk who gets his comeuppance.

Fuck yeah, dude. I love shirts! If this movie is specifically for people who like shirts, it's bound to be a hit! 

You know you’re desperate to get some hotlinks into your article when you’re writing “the guy wears shirts, specifically this shirt”

That’s good but needs more fan service. Maybe a baby Yoda on a Babu Frick on a salacious crumb on a jawa on a Gonk bot.

What if the resurrected Palpatine was three or four Baby Yoda’s standing on each other’s shoulders ‘neath a robe?

Can we just pretend the Sequel Trilogy never happened?  After all, that seems to be what Disney is doing.

They were off searching for magic laser crystals or whateverthefuck. 

Obviously Grogu is the “somehow” in “somehow Palatine returned”.

I know what they were doing. They were crushing mad puss in Space Tijuana!

“Somehow, Palpatine returned”-Poe

Aaaannnddd, he was in the trailer, which I did not bother to watch. My bad.

Tom Arnold though, and I am just guessing here, is likely available.

Spoiler alert: It was never that good. 

I would imagine that they are more constrained by the confines of not being directed by James Cameron and not featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger at the height of his career. 

I’m pleased by the fact that the first time I ever heard about this show was people complaining that it’s not as good as it used to be.

“Ginger Gonzaga” sounds like a euphemisms for a redhead’s pubic area.

It would be hilarious if in each season of Mando something big happens towards the end, and the show is always reset to status quo in some other show (e.g. in the Ahsoka show). A sort of meta sitcom (sitdram?) structure where the narrative always resets across seasons.

I am old, and I have watched a lot of TV. The choice to turn the last three episodes of BOB into a fully different (even if related) series is still the weirdest TV related decision I have ever seen. I am still fascinated by it. The creative team must have REALLY hated the initial output from BOB as they were shooting…

Luke being a horrible teacher is a holdover from the old EU and, honestly, I kind of like it.  How would he know how to be a good Jedi when he had like 2 weeks of lessons?  He’d have no idea how to properly teach kids how to handle that kind of power.  Thus, you’re always gonna get a Kyp/Ben character from Luke being…

Finally, you admit I have won and that you are a human dumpster fire. Was that so hard to admit?