“We’ve got to do something to stem our declining revenue problems! What if we triple-down on twenty-years of making the movie-going experience so viscerally unpleasant and expensive that we’ve produced a customer base with virtually no brand loyalty?”

I’ve been unfortunate enough to see a movie from the front row and it was such an awful experience. Couldn’t make much sense of what was going on because of the angle and my neck was sore the entire time. 10/10 experience, would recommend.

They really nailed my favorite part of going to live concert events, the tiered pricing! This will surely get me to come back to the theaters.

You seem to be insinuating that Lil Nas X is the first artist to use satanic themes/imagery in a musical performance. I don’t think that’s the case.

“Ultimately it’s boring, cyclical tripe”

the ones that draw over 15 million viewers per episode. With TLOU, HBO has a record four of those airing right now, rounded out by Succession, The White Lotus, and Euphoria.

5th episode.  Not 3rd

Time moves faster in the Upside Down.

Why are those bears so concerned with grooming? They’re coming after your kids next!

I just did some back-of-the-cocktail napkin Windows desktop calculator math, and that’s about 99-thousand years worth of Stranger Things.

A&W should double down on the parody and announce that they’ve heard from their customers, and they’re listening; Rooty the Great Root Bear is going back to being pantless! But, as Rooty has no visible genitalia, they will be switch to they/them pronouns moving forward.

1. Rocky IV

My personal Neilsen ratings:

TIL that A&W root beer had a pantsless bear mascot

Don’t they have the right to bear ass, guaranteed by The Constitution?

(Here’s an example that you don’t actually need to click on.) 
Is this the battle cry of The AV Club?

Why mess with a successful formula?

It’s almost as if Republicans have no real platform or policies to pursue save for manufacturing outrage. 

Off-topic but, I still remember, a number of years ago, Harry Connick Jr was a guest host on some TV talent(less) show in Australia, and one act/skit was a bunch of guys in horrendous blackface as the Jackson 5, and he pointed out, on air, that that was fucked up!