What about subtitling the next one A Glow Season Four Mystery?

To help today’s increasingly selective audiences, I think all movies should indicate whether or not they’re “A Knives Out Mystery”. For example:

I’m just glad that he got to make a sequel (/hope he continues to keep making them) I didn’t like Glass Onion as much as Knives Out, but I thought it was pretty good, but most importantly I like mysteries, and that’s a genre woefully under served recently in the blockbuster age. May Foghorn DanielCraighorn go for six s…

Oh god I just skim the articles these days. I’m not even going back to check if you are right.

“Popcorn movie.” “Okay script.” “Decent direction.”

Talk about yer ‘golden globes’!

HBO Max last I checked, but I don’t blame you for not knowing after reading an AV Club article. 

‘the fast and the furious’ is based on a bout of diarrhea I once had.

Surprise: Any nomination for Top Gun. It was a terrible movie. The only thing it had going for it was that it was powderized nostalgia that was forcibly shot straight up the viewers nose.

I posit that a dildo fight as a setpiece is exactly what the Academy needs.

Once again Starship Troopers gets snubbed. The fact that it wasn’t released this year doesn’t matter!

Top Gun 2 nominated for Best Picture still sounds like a joke from a Simpsons episode set in the future.

I’m glad someone still admires fartistry.

You sound like someone who’s been the subject of a few allegations in their time.

If you wanna see Tim Allen’s peen so bad, there’s an A.I. for that now.

Mechanical Gunther is his legal name.

Someone’s never seen Tropic Thunder.

wondered why Beyoncé would agree to perform there

*FARTS*

Our greatest traditions really are dying.