Sounds like he has material to spare.

Man, the new Indiana Jones movie sounds wild!

That was his alias, yes.

Like the time he was chased across the British countryside by three Nazis, two Beefeaters, a weird looking bald man, an old man being pushed in his rickety wheelchair by a sexy nurse, a dozen women in their underwear, and a bobby to the tune of Yakey Sax.

It’s the law.

Yeah! Burglary is good exercise and hey, free stuff! But I’m not getting out of bed for anything less than grand larceny. 

Yes. I briefly studied Interpretive Burgling at Vassar in the early ‘oughts ‘00.

The story of this story is that Kumail Nanjiani said something about a thing.

“Stop being so obsessive!”

So many hardships for this (checks notes) scion of two billionaire families.

“The only thing I’m guilty of is being Shah-mazing.”

When they are guilty you don't need to hedge your bets with "allegedly" even if the AV Club budget is limited.

“certainly questions to be asked and I think they should be asked.”

I’m gonna say it. Teremana is horrible. I feel like it tastes exactly like how the Rock would if he were sweating and you licked his head.

Karen Gillan’s shorts were a major factor for me.

This just proves he should do what he should have been doing for nearly two decades - The Rundown 2.

Remember when The AV Club used to have its own identity, rather than just endlessly regurgitating stale Twitter memes from a few years ago?

I literally had never heard the term until earlier today when there was an Onion slideshow about it, and then this article popped up. Synergy!

So, to be clear, the AV Club is anti-“nepo baby,” but throwing your weight around to try to get your unqualified wife hired as a producer is an act of “spousal solidarity.”

It’s a little weird to dress up like Luigi and then complain about not getting respect.