“Name’s Bland, James Bland.”

Finally, the Worthingtonassance can begin. 

Jerry: Six is a pretty big number, for movies. It’s a slew.

cry-masturbating

Whatever you intended to post there, Kinja ate it. And probably farted in your general direction afterwards.

I cannot be the only person who keeps reading that they cancelled “WW3" and instinctively thinking “oh thank God, the last thing we need is another world war” before I remember the context.

I went through the review and pulled out all of the positive words describing the film and its creator. In alphabetical order:

Cameron always seemed at unusual ease with follow-ups, maybe because he’s always searching for ways to improve upon, even revolutionize, what’s already behind him.

An “A” review that spends multiple opening paragraphs gushing about how just gosh-darn awesome James Cameron is before quietly admitting “Well, okay, the first third of the movie is all drag-y exposition” is not what I would call confidence-inspiring.

Ok, but which of the Na’vi should be in the third season of White Lotus?

Anymore?

2 Verse 2 Dratch

Welcome to the DratchVerse.

“Rachel Dratch, Jorma Taccone, Shea Whigham, and Rachel Dratch round out the voice cast.”

This site doesn’t have editors anymore.

“Shameik Moore returns to voice Miles, alongside Hailee Steinfeld as Stacy/Spider-Gwen, Jake Johnson as Peter B. Parker, Luna Lauren Velez as Rio Morales, and Brian Tyree Henry as Jefferson Davis. Greta Lee and Oscar Issac have also returned for the sequel.

Swifties: sheeple who LOVE being suckered for baffling reasons.

I don’t buy it. It’s got to be a tracking shot.

Except yes it fucking is because we did have housing abundance.