Has A.A Dowd called it “a comedic masterstroke” yet?

I thought it was one of his worst. I realize his movies are all heavily mannered, but I struggled to see anything in FD beyond the production design and costuming. I’ve never seen so many deliberately flat performances. Not deadpan in his usual directorial style, just flat.

I hate that shitty movie and its creepy tunnel and have zero interest in the Wonkaverse.

“Help Jake Sully, it seems I’ve trapped myself in this strange washing device.” 

I’m going to smoke so much weed before seeing this.

You’re still around, Area Man?

This is an abandoned Spirit Halloween with a Toys R Is inside of it, weirdly enough. 

Sir this is a Spirit Halloween store wearing an Arby’s costume.

Incredible Penis 

I can’t judge someone I’ve never met

Robert Downey Jr. as elder statesman of cinema.  Take that, post-Ally career slump!

Sir this is an Arby’s

Older millennials who might also be stoners

I’m at a loss as to who this is for.

*Joey Jo Jo runs out of room crying*

Even stupider than Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo?

Well he is the genius that brought us this post

I’m pretty sure they are mainly changing the little puppets and songs, not replacing the ride. Also, Disney is a well-diversified company worth over a hundred billion, so redecorating a couple rides shouldn’t harm your precious stock. Take your financial concern-trolling elsewhere.

Will these Wokémons just not stop until there are no interesting rides left for Conservative theme park aficionados? If SeaWorld closes their Birth of a Tilt-a-Whirl ride, there’ll be hardly any reason left to go to Florida.