James Corden cribbing from Ricky Gervais is like one chimp throwing another chimp’s turd at the zoo.

You can’t convince me that header picture isn’t a wax figure.

For a minute there I thought Ezra Miller went through rehab

Pretty standard for an outlet that once complained about hearing about Olivia Wilde while writing an article about Olivia Wilde

Is this literally an article about a couple of Tweets a guy made and how he’s not in a movie that nobody ever said he was in?

This thread dedicated for people who hate A Christmas Story.

If you can dodge a corpse, you can dodge a ball.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a sequel...

Bland, boring and overrated.

spicy, Earth Mother turn —> spicy Earth Mother turn

She feels that Olivia Wilde can’t catch a fair break. But that’s her truth.

I’m old enough to remember when Feast for Crows came out in 2005 and GRRM was claiming the next book was already “practically done,” because he wrote them both as one massive book but his publisher made him split them up. Just year or so to polish it up and we’d get book 5 in no time!

What I can’t figure out is why, for twelve years now, he’s been saying the same thing over and over again. “Making great progress! It will be out soon!” That might be true now (though I have my doubts), but it certainly wasn’t true ten years ago, or eight years ago, or even four years ago, so why the ceaseless…

And yet, I found the parody far more intriguing than the last several actual Anderson movies (which have frankly become self parody at this point).

From the headline I thought this was an actual Wes Anderson film, but then I saw there was a Black person in the screenshot.

Enought with the labor and childbirth scenes, HoD, ‘kay? This show is pumping out babies faster than Herschel Walker's mistresses.

“House Of The Dragon seems to have wildly varying ideas of what a 14-year-old looks like.”

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. 

Do you need a breather and a snack or something?