I just wonder why David Schwimmer, as the largest male Friend actor, didn't etc. etc. 

Man David Schwimmer was the only male Friend to make it out ok, I mean Matthew Perry nearly died of a drug overdose and Matt Le Blanc did Joey.

“The One Where Chandler is The Machinist”

No you aren’t shut up you goddamn Skynet precursors.

Clothes in the 90s were pretty baggy and generally ill-fitting. It’s possible he just hid his skeletal frame under those two-tone bowling shirts. And there were definitely seasons of the show where he looked way skinnier than other seasons.

Also, maybe the nurse monitoring all five ECMO patients was a Friends fan.

How does this relate to his blockade of Japan in 1853 to get the Japanese to trade with America (which indirectly spurred the restoration of the Japanese Emperor and the militarization of Japan which led disastrously to Japanese Imperialism and WWII).

“terrible, exploitative content”

This just in:  Alan Moore still old; crankier than ever

Debatable.

The same internet that had people shipping the two brothers from Supernatural?

True but Harrison Ford is unkillable.  He’s walked away from more plane crashes then Launchpad McQuake 

I wish they would’ve let General Ross die offscreen. Not out of respect to William Hurt, just because the I dislike the character. Why bother with Harrison Ford, however, when you could bring back Sam Elliot’s moustache?

“The actor for Ross got old and died!”

“Our Superman’s a crappy actor, our Batman wants nothing more to do with us, our Wonder Woman has some questionable opinions about Israel, and our Flash is a literal criminal. So of course we fired the black guy.”

Thank you for reintroducing coverage of Don’t Worry Darling. You can’t just give 46 articles one month and then deprive me the next. I want total coverage all the time! For instance, what does Florence Pugh think of Olivia Wilde’s make-up and hair in that photo?

wait

I dunno. Is Sydney Sweeney comfortable with the requisite level of nudity required?

"This is Gendry. He's got my back. I would advise not getting killed by him. His hammer traps the souls of its victims."

All it was missing was Jaqen H'ghar emerging from the shadows: