Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? Watching Ana de Armas on Saturday Night Live was like watching a robot attempting to do stand-up comedy - it was stiff, awkward, and painful to witness.

YOU ADMITTED YOU WERE WRONG! BURN THE WITCH! 

I’m rebooting Mappy as a dark drama where he’s now a crooked police-mouse hellbent on visiting revenge.

I'm reading this more as Robocop vs Legally Blonde, a wacky courtroom action drama.

That sounds like shit my dad said.

I mean, the site is now slideshows and pop up ads so already a retro vibe happening.

She got the powers from them stones or from magic or from the multiverse or time traveling or whatnot. Like if Black Widow Baby just started shooting lasers from her eyes, I wouldn’t ask any questions. 

Is changing some lyrics from a 30-year old cartoon really this mind-bending proposition? It’s a f’ing kids story about mermaids, not War & Peace. 

But like why are watching them?

Are you suggesting that cultural norms have changed over the past three decades and that it is possible to adapt our media to reflect those changes?

Nobody can do Trump word vomit better than Trump.

I never heard of it until this article but can't wait the binge the entire series in 2030.

Our 14 Favorite Moments in Cinema Featuring Milk

Haven't seen the movie but in that gif above they look fucking ridiculous. What's the in universe explanation for why people who live in the sea have foot wings?

You forgot the waste of time and money they have dedicated to investigating debunked conspiracy theories!

Its the AV Club's sole source of internet outrage

I always found it borderline unusable but was able to make some really useful out of it with Tweetdeck. Then Musk turned off the API and I'm seeing once again how much of a dumpster fire it still is.

Colonel Sanders reporting for duty.

Everyone knows that the best season length is three 1-hour episodes shown back to back with no breaks, preferably in some sort of large auditorium with a large screen and lots of seats.

GREEEEEYS!!!!