Its the same bit, but you just have to include a cat in it.

I want to see a wacky workplace comedy set in the tattooed hipsters call center.

Lol. Wtf is a Starz?

Incorrect. Joe Manchin wants everyone to know about clean, clean coal, the most environmentally safe power source that will we ever have.

£33,000 is over $40K. 

Welp, AV Club Commenter Fallon Is On the Hot Seat For Mocking Aging Dinosaurs...Again

“What if the Empire was really the good guys all along?”

Reboot the prequels. Make them not suck. 

Fascists are too moronic to even come up with their own iconology. That’s why they have to steal symbols like swastikas and Hawaiian shirts.

The Ezra Hall movie has some legs. But who we get to play the main role? 

Title of my sex tape. 

The fact that they couldn’t even be bothered to link to the original Manic Pixie Dream Girl article written on their own fucking site by the great Nathan Rabin speaks volumes about how shit the writing has become on here. 

Title of your sex tape. 

HERE’S THE THING ABOUT THE LAST JEDI. I HATED IT. AND EVERYONE THAT LIKED IS A PIECE OF SHIT THAT CAN DIE IN A DUMPSTER FIRE. 

Snook took a look at the book and was shook!

I would argue that a single survey of 2200 people is hardly the mic dropping evidence you think it is.

Those three movies made over two billion dollars. It's a metric fuck-ton of money. 

Mamma Mia!

Welcome to wacky world of Kinja, a sub par commenting system that hasn't been updated in 5 years 

Yes, but he's playing against Al "I'm Gonna Chew ALL the Scenery" Pacino in one of the all-time hammiest performances which retroactively gives Reeves a positive grade.