Agreed. Would love just a show about The Crows pulling heists and and schemes

“guess it’s not for me to say since I’m not Indian.”

Watching this death spiral of what was once my favorite comments section has been a trip in itself. 

No. We need a nationwide boycott of Live Nation. All their venues, festivals, and concerts. Congress isn’t going to do shit.

So how does this Shazam thing work? Isn’t the kid going going to age out? Or does he just turn into a slightly older version of himself? Or maybe the old dude in the cave has to find another young tween to groom for the job?

Yes, headlining all those major festivals as a solo artist has really put a dint in his popularity.

He's in his Sylvester Stallone mid life crisis phase.

The weird part about the first movie is that there is an creepy dude in a cave that can summon children at will.

We all win with weekly recaps of reality shows!

Please for the love of Christ, split these reviews up in Season 2 for people who have played the game and people who could give AF about them. 

Didn't watch it either and now I have no idea what I should be outraged about.

Oh this is based on a game? It’s never been brought up in the comments before. Can you please list how the show is like the game and how the show isn’t like the game? Please include some cryptic hints about season two and light spoilers. Thanks!

A Frankenstein only streaming platform could mean more work for Aaron Eckhart.

Just got a Google alert for shirts and I am NOT disappointed!

“In the Republic justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the Jedi, who investigate crime; and the Jedi, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. Also, the judges are Jedi.”

In some worlds the call them...Infinity Stones.

Well, we have this enormous army. Who should we get to run it?
What about heavily religious space wizards?
Sounds perfect. Do they have any military experience?
Nope!

More confused that they do actually understand how to capitalize as evidenced by HATE, but chose to punctuate like a drunk inbred instead.

The AV Club keeps posting headlines about someone doing a thing. So I guess that’s the thing?

I also would like to be excluded from this.