With our current roster of writers, I can get you a thirteen page slideshow on hypothetical projects that Wednesday Adams and Aubrey Plaza could potentially work on together. Would that work for you?

“balls deep" was right there...

Because I saw a man kiss Ron Swanson and I have now burn my DVD of Parks and Rec Season 4 that I got in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart except that it turns out you can't easily melt plastic and now my grill is ruined. 

Exactly. Its like you can be racist, but if you also mock disabled people, it totally cancels out.

So now the “newswire” is just made up shit. In a slideshow.

Finally, you admit I have won and that you are a human dumpster fire. Was that so hard to admit?

The AV Club’s community manager is just an upside-down mop wearing a trenchcoat. It makes $48,000/year which is roughly double what Hughes gets paid. 

I’d probably just pick up books from this century. Fuck the last one.

What’s the TL;DR

I got 99 billion problems, and actually all them have to with money. 

But my only interests are fruitlessly digging for treasure and unsuccessfully living off-grid in Alaska. When is someone going to make a reality show that caters to MY interests?  

You're still reading the articles? 

But if it’s a backdoor pilot into a Porkins prequel series where he’s a private detective solving supernatural mysteries across the Outer Rim, we'll allow it.

I’m not the one responding two days later, slugger. 

If it streams on Peacock, you can safely assume mediocre.

Its a bot that's spamming with the same copy/paste on all the Depp articles. 

If it wasn’t for AV Club, I wouldn’t know that Peacock exists so money well spent? 

Shhhhh....chest is sleeping off another bad-faith rant. 

THAT’S THE FUCKING DUMBEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER...oh wait, I get your point. 

After Walter White slipped through their fingers, this DA has something to prove to the good people of New Mexico.