*the Keebler Elf slaps Pepperidge Farm as hard as he can

Not watching commercials for the past seven or eight years has made me unsurprisingly not interested in commercials at all. 

I’ve been enjoying guessing what method of suicide the featured actor will use in each episode. So far it’s been bombs, pills, and self-inflected gunshot wound. I’m assuming next week they find Joel’s brother who promptly jumps off a bridge.

His rate is way too high for this bullshit. 

But chest Rockwell’s arguments are ironclad! I dare you to find an instance where they have lost. And if you don’t respond, I will win by default. These are the rules of the greys. 

C’mon. Not even close. It’s just a bunch of older dudes drinking and watching teenagers in tight pants wrestle each other to the ground...oh, wait....

Maybe this commercial that posits the theory that PopCorners are as addictive as crystal meth? 

I was talking about me. Get ready for an endless stream of strawman arguments that are surprisingly incoherent. I AM FREE!

Oh, so you enjoyed that meal? What if I doubled the price and added in a wheelbarrow full of dog food? That’s an epic deal! 

Please stop letting this racist dumbwit out of the greys. 

Perhaps they were tired from writing 400 articles about the Grammys?

Rockwells’ bit is being a racist.

Of jerking off to sexy candy mascots? Me too!

TIL that A&W was still in business.

But enough about Chest Rockwell...

I can't explain the film to you, but as a grey I can send up Chest Rockwell to vomit MAGA style diarrhea across this comments section. You are welcome.

https://www.avclub.com/apple-tv-plus-the-mosquito-coast-is-a-hollow-drama-wit-1846724968

But does he run in this film? Nobody has told me! 

If anybody should get an Oscar for Maverick, it should be Jodie Foster. 

This show was made so that people could proudly point out the differences between the video game and the adaptation.

Source: every comment thread about this show.