You don't remember that they are ghosts? They only being it up in every scene.

If we don’t let what is obviously an Eastern European teenager troll us with a decade old racist reference, then what have we become?

People who will never play the game being roughly 5,000,000,000. Yeah, there's a market for it.

That was Gawker, not AV Club. 

I’m more surprised to discover that:

He’s like an Egyptian God who takes a long nap and then wakes up and starts killing everyone and then James Bond and Iron Man and a few other people show up and they fight and then they work together to fight another villain and then they win. Superman shows up at the end. The Rock bangs a single mom. The End. 

So you’re saying no chance of The Twoth Fairy?

I was too was surprised at his love for bowling. 

I use the Stylebot extension and some coding to clean up the page, getting rid of useless shit like the header, footer, sidebar, floating ads, and article text. 

Eventually everything floats down to Netflix.

The unspoken law is that if you talk shit about family you going to get slapped. 

So, what’s the issue?

I’ll never forget the summer that I turned 16 and learned that Ellie Kemper was a raging racist.

The answer to saving the website:

One of the many reasons I dislike Dragons is because the first time I saw Matt Smith act was Morbius. Not even a fake blond wig can make me forget.

I can’t see it either.

Nu-AV Club typically seeds a newswire here and there with planted comments to generate some heat.

This poster also says here is a dreary looking slog of a movie and almost anything else playing would be more interesting.

Twitter is now like if they just let all us greys free. 

I assume her audience is thirteen year-olds who don’t want that search history showing up on the family computer.