And yet that dipshit is never in the greys leading me to suspect it’s just someone who works for The AV Club. 

Eh, I like Gen-Z learning that they aren’t special and that most people who are successful do so on the back of inherited wealth.

That 70s Show is probably among the most consequential sitcoms.

Uh, I guess someone hasn’t seen his 140+ appearances on NCIS.

I can accept fictional blue aliens that live underwater, but I. will. not. stand. for slightly older looking human children. 

A soft-core porn star who spends all day on Twitch in a bikini. 

But my kink is poorly edited articles! 

We could, but then we wouldn’t have Mare end up in a small town called Banshee solving crimes. That’s right - it’s the weird, Pennsylvania small town cinematic universe! 

“December has provided James Cameron with the unexpected boon of invoking Avatar in the same conversations as Star Wars: Episode VII—The Force Awakens, if only to remind everyone that his Dances With Wolves companion piece still holds the record for highest-grossing film of all time.”

Yeah! Get ‘em! Holy shit, everyone is going to be pissed. You are basically saying they are idiots if they like this stuff. It’s crazy! I bet some of them will never get on the Internet again. 

I assume Engadget is just running a wrap-up of their year-round coverage about that Twitch bikini girl that hangs out in a kiddie pool. 

Or best case scenario: mutual destruction.

He is the God of the Greys as well. I longe to live in a message board system where you are forced to witness every deeply stupid hot take I post.

I mean, we’ve been letting domestic terrorists take over the Idaho panhandle for the past few years, so not really that much suspension of disbelief. 

Uh, did you not read the synopsis?

I would argue both of them took steaming dumps all over Star Wars. 

Sam Worthington is the Sam Worthington of actors.

That’s because it’s based on random metrics that shift every announcement and can’t be verified, which of course doesn’t stop The AV Club from parroting it as a headline every single time.

We only talk about the White Lotus around here! 

His sex tapes are very well directed.