As if I need a reminder how far the AV Club has fallen, I’m occasionally reminded that it’s tied in a death spiral to that shit gossip site. 

Welcome to Internet arguments.

I mean, I’ve seen first hand on two continents and a dozen cities in six countries that Airbnb drives up rents, forces out my friends who can’t find a place a live, and ramps up gentrification, but hey, what do I know? 

VolunterProofreader is an AV Club editor from an alternate dimension where a shitty corporation didn’t scrap the website for parts.

I don’t understand this reference. Is it from Yellowstone? 

I’m going watch the pirated version filmed by a guy who has a cold which causes him to shake and cough during the entire film. 

You left out his short internship as a secret service agent in the West Wing. 

Yo, where my Blue Bloods fans at?!

The AV Club’s embrace of populist media has made them powerful. Now, they will fulfill their destiny by reviewing Young Sheldon episodes and take their place at my side!

-Entertainment Weekly

OK, right-wing boomer. 

Or Matt Gaetz. 

2nd season spoiler! Dedra’s mother is also named Maarva!

His next movie is just going to be a static shot of an off-pink DIY birdhouse for 90 minutes.

It’s at best a minor skirmish in The Culture Wars. It’s missing a minor plot point that conservatives violently hate or love.

We gonna see some blue dicks!!!

I’m just loving the AV Club who fired all their staff and hired cheaper scabs in Los Angeles to write a sub-par gossip article about how these wacky corporation “cost-saving measures are getting a little ridiculous.”

Oh, you meant the Christmas special, not this “pop-culture” news. 

Someone who has lost their subscription to People Magazine.

Less weird then if he was watching Becker. 

Are you taking about a ride where the water is dyed bright red and stains everyone’s clothes permanently when it splashes them? I love it. It’s in. 

Next Disney won’t let me bring my AK-47 to the park. When will this madness end?