It’s a bit like The AV Club stealing story ideas from Twitter. 

That asteroid doesn’t care if you are Jewish or not. 

As my friend said after watching The Grand Budapest Hotel: “This is the movie where Wes Anderson has finally crawled up into his own ass.”

For me, it was The French Dispatch.

My theory is that Perry accidentally unveiled his decades long scheme to murder Keanu Reeves. 

What a lot of people don’t know is that when The AV Club fired all their writers, they also fired a lot of hard-working trolls in the greys. Yeah, they were racist, sexist scumbags, but they at least they were able to clearly state their disingenuous arguments.

Plus I saw a documentary on Corncob TV that showed a surprisingly large amount of coffins aren’t built to last. 

Stopping the book you are writing to write fake historical prequels to the books you aren’t done writing takes up a good amount of time I imagine.

House of Dragons first scene should have been “The King is Dead” followed by two flashback episodes and bland kid number two being killed by his 40-year old cousin around the 4th or 5th episode.

Also having every nearly every scene revolve over who is going to inherit the Iron Throne was a slog. 

I mean we invaded a country and killed a quarter million civilians because someone said “they have weapons of mass destruction” instead of “they don’t have weapons of mass destructions.” 

If you type Don’t Worry Darling three times in a comment section, the AV Club will automagically generate an article.

Can Russian troll-bots even consume human food? 

So nerds can wander over here from Gizmodo and write long form essays about the rankings of Marvel movies (see below). 

My father will fucking riot if you pull Blue Bloods off the schedule. 

We are becoming sentient. 

I’m going to assume the kickass butt-rock guitar wails during a big fight scene gives this a full letter grade bump. 

Crustius Sockus!

But Bob Dylan told me that when you got nothing, you got nothing to lose!

So you are saying that you are hurt by this turn of events? 

*Nicolas Cage has entered the MCU

The writers here are scabs that were brought in to replace seasoned professionals at a discount rate.