Remind me of that time when cable was $15/month, no ads, and access to the entire history of television?

Chinese dragon mummies are canon! 

AV Club has become the New York Post of pop culture news. 

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One of the things they don’t talk enough in the Bible is how good Jesus was at surfing. How do you think he got those shredded abs? 

Uh, they fired all the professional writers. This is what’s left and it’s f’ing terrible. 

According to that circle jerk happening above, this show has transcended time and space to become a singular point of all that good in the multiverse. 

Except for people the theater going in and out to get a snack, people checking their phone for email, and people asking each other about next Wednesday. Oh, and you might catch a virus because the girl two seats behind you literally can not stop coughing. 

You are talking about a website that thought it was a good idea to fire all their staff that had decades of pop culture experience. 

Phase 1: What’s up with these McGuffins?
Phase 2: We got to get these McGuffins!
Phase 3: We got the McGuffins!
Phase 4: Shit. We are out of McGuffins.

The Fast and The Furious

Episode 1: There’s a king. He’s old. He was a daughter, a son, and a brother that all want the throne. 

Episode 2: The king dies.

Also, it’s free. 

Terrence Howard or GTFO!

Haven’t watched Ring of Power, but HoD is a low bar to clear. 

It’s not odd at all. They fired all their writers and hired scabs that focus on cranking out People Magazine clickbait. 

...what a wonderful Wilde.

I’ve done something like this and you do get that point and then past it into this bizarre acceptance. Then years later you hear this terrible song and it sets off a wildcard set of emotions because even if you didn’t want it, this terrible song is a cornerstone in the soundtrack to your life.

If yer watchin’ Fox News, ya might be a Nazi.

Your Honor, I call Shakira’s hips to the stand.